It’s cool to get old, it’s cool to get old,
It’s cool to get old in LA …I do it every day

So take your facelift and your implants
I’ll get a wheelchair and a bus pass
And for as long as I can
I’ll eat at the Apple Pan

‘Cause it’s cool to get old, it’s cool to get old,
It’s cool to get old in LA …that’s where I’m gonna stay

I’ve got some friends that I’ve been missin’
So I’m grateful just to be livin’
And breathe everyday, the sweet smog of LA

It’s cool to get old, it’s cool to get old,
It’s cool to get old in LA …I can surf everyday

So take your Botox and your Maalox
I’ll go see Albert and get a fresh flattop
I’m not movin away
My barbers here in LA

It’s cool to get old, it’s cool to get old,
It’s cool to get old in LA …and if I’m goin gray
I’ll do it on the freeway
…And grow old in LA

Got to play with the Linda Lindas today,
Celebrate Martin’s 50th birthday
Save music in Chinatown today
Right across from the Hong Kong Cafe
I can’t imagine a better day
…To be old in LA